The Cast Of My Life: Silly Nonsense

Since it's the weekend and I have tons of quilts to do and should be out enjoying the beautiful southern California winter weather...I'm taking a break and going out and running a few laps. No, instead I'm choosing to sit down at my computer and make this silly blog post for you.

In honor of Oscar weekend!

The Cast of The Life of Vivian Love

Starring...

Susan St. James as Vivian Love

If it were a film about a young Vivian Love, a young Susan St. James would be perfect for the role...BTW when I was young and McMillan and Wife was a popular show, my friends used to tell me I looked like her!

Or if it were a film about an older Vivian Love, Susan St. James could still have the role. Look how great she looks above. That was last year when she got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Robert Redford as Vivian's Darling Hubby

We would hire Robert Redford in his young, beautiful years or...

Or in his older I'm-wrinkled-because-I've-had-a-great-life version too! We'll take him either way!

A young Dakota Fanning as Daughter #1

because of her cute personality or...

Tyra Banks as Daughter #1.

because of those eyes!

Samwise Gamgee as Daughter #1's Sweetheart.

Or Kevin James as Daughter #1's Sweetheart.

We'd make sure to hire him because Daughter #1's Sweetheart is a big fan of Kevin James!

JamieLynn Spears as Daughter #2.

Seriously, she was mistaken for her once!

Or Victoria Beckham,

if she's available and her salary fits into our budget,

and because Daughter #2 loves her!

(I think Daughter #2 would rather have VB!)

Shia Lebouf as a younger version of Daughter #2's Sweetheart.

Or Keanu Reeves.

We would be happy with either one! Thomas Sangster at my BabyBoy.

(he's the cute little boy in Love Actually.)

or Ashton Kutcher as a current-day BabyBoy.
We would be happy to give the role to either one!

The Cute Dog in As Good As It Gets as The Purse Dog.

Or Snoopy
because The Purse Dog sleeps most of the day, too!

Ok, break time is over! Get back to work, Vivian!

Have a great Oscar weekend, blooging friends...oops, I mean blogging friends!

I Am Never Bored

It's true! I am NEVER bored. I can enjoy hours of mindless entertainment here on the Internet. It is obvious by the following pictures:

Make one of your own: Acme Heart Maker

Make one of your own: Acme Label Maker

Make one of your own: Acme License Maker

I would attend this Church if this were the message of the sermon!

Make one of your own: Church Sign Generator

This sign says it all!

Make one of your own: Tombstone Generator. (although you must really have too much time on your hands if you make your own tombstone! That's a little creepy!)

NOW GET BACK TO WORK, VIVIAN! LOTS OF QUILTS TO QUILT STILL!